Hey folks, time is running out! I can't keep growing my hair forever. Plus, I want to be able to tell the good church folk that the "Cut My Fro" program is a smashing success with donations shooting up into the stratosphere.

So I've decided to dig deep into my closet and part with some of my most valuable posessions in order to entice people into giving sooner, rather than later. Among the many fabulous prizes are these gems such as:

• Star Trek the Original Series Season 2 DVD set
• The Pootie Tang Soundtrack (featuring the smash hit "Sine your Pitty on the Runny Kine")
• An ECO Systems Group T-Shirt
• Beavis and Butthead remote control taking thing
• A Jack Daniels matching T-Shirt and Hat set
• An NFL Films DVD of your favorite NFL team (provided that team is the eagles, panthers, saints or anyone of the 12 I have remaining)

These prizes won't last forever, so give early and give in large amounts!!!

Oh by the way, I'm also accepting donations of prizes so all you corporate peope out there, e-mail me with any offerings you can spare.